- Train mind and body at the same time, by shaking your booty against light-up mushrooms the numbers on the illuminated ones of which must add up to a given total
- Balance on a giant beach-ball, as avatars of your friends dressed in clown costumes throw balls at you which you must juggle by waving your arms
- Ride a virtual Segway across a sandy beach, hunting down and bursting balloons held by partly-buried aggressive robot moles
- Three words: Marching Band Hero
- Four more words: Rhythmic Kung Fu Poses
And to add extra custard to this anchovy and weasel pizza of insanity, it also has a perfectly serious golf-swing trainer.