fivemack (fivemack) wrote,

I own a house

All the lawyers performed their strange lawyerly rituals; I have paid the solicitors enough to buy two cases of Laithwaites' best sauternes, HMRC enough stamp-duty to fund one junior nurse for six weeks, and the Land Registry the price of a decent mobile phone. On Friday after lunch I picked up the keys. Now I have:

an end-of-terrace house with
a kitchen with tiles with rabbits on,
the most seventies hallway ever,
and an overgrown garden with both the most amazing orange flowers and an outbuilding with net curtains
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