fivemack (fivemack) wrote,
fivemack
fivemack

Would you rather be

Crushed between the thumb and forefinger of a kilometre-tall giant
4(12.5%)
Poisoned with enormous quantities of concentrated nerve gas
1(3.1%)
Hunted down and devoured by a plague of giant carnivores
4(12.5%)
Stop empathizing with the aphids on your rose-bush, you oversensitive clod
23(71.9%)

Should I

Go out each morning and brush the aphids off the buds of my rose-bush
1(3.0%)
Abandon my organic credentials and spray it with myclobutanil
1(3.0%)
Burnish my organic credentials by planting a bed of herbs of the sort that attract ladybirds
1(3.0%)
Demonstrate my desire for quick solutions by buying a bag of ladybirds from wigglywigglers.co.uk
4(12.1%)
Grow my hair long, declare that aphids are just as pretty as roses in their way, and buy a better microscope
2(6.1%)
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